Maxwell

Meet Maxwell

Maxwell is 9 years old and owns our house. We are his servants and must follow his instructions to the letter. All meals must be served on time particularly his dental stick which must be given at precisely 11.45 am. He will sleep wherever HE chooses and will wait until you are asleep before jumping on your bed. Walks must follow the route HE wants to take not yours (.."you can pull my head off before I'll go that way!"). He cannot abide having dirty or wet feet and will spend hours washing them