An O-bitch-uary She was such a bitch. Too strong and too smart for her own good sometimes. In November of 2001, Yoo Hoo was born in an animal rescue home in Rahway, NJ. When I went to choose one of seven puppies to take home, this silky brown creature with an intense aura and intelligent hazel eyes chose me. She was so small, that she climbed into the sleeve of my winter coat, and we rode to our Edison home that way. After graduating from “puppy class” at Petsmart, Yoo Hoo came to know a great deal of “commands”, and she performed them with conviction. She was so well house trained, that an “accident” in the house, was probably no “accident”, but rather a statement she would make on occasion, while maintaining eye contact, as if to say “F***K that, I’m not going outside in that rain!” or, "This is my thing now. I don't smell your pee on it. In conclusion, it's mine!". Yoo Hoo grew up to be a natural guard dog, and she protected her family with an i