How to Bark in 18 Languages

Prevent Fido from overseas embarrassment with this handy “woof” sheet

Albanian - ham, ham (A classic double entendre if conversing with dogs and/or people speaking both English and Albanian.)
Arabic - hau, hau; how how
Mandarin - wang, wang
Czech - haf, haf
Danish - vov, vov
French - ouah, ouah; ouaf, ouaf
German - wuff, wuff; wau, wau
Greek - ghav, ghav
Icelandic - voff, voff
Indonesian - guk, guk
Irish - amh-amh
Italian - bau, bau
Japanese - wan, wan
Korean - meong, meong (mung mung)
Russian - gav, gav
Serbian - av, av
Spanish - guau-guau; jau, jau
Thai - hoang, hoang