Murray

Meet Murray

I adopted a new poodle a few months ago. He came from an abusive home and didn't like much human contact. I have been trying to teach him to kiss for the last few weeks. I have apparently succeeded and perhaps a little too well. I have created a monster, a kissing bandit, a male centerfold! Now whenever I say the word "kiss", he drops to the floor, strikes a seductive pose and puckers his lips. (And I swear I hear some Barry White music begin to softly play in the background.)