Meet Freckles The Dachshund
My Mom and Dad are pretty gross. They kiss each other, and boy, what a waste of love that belongs to Me! They are losing their minds in their old age, they leave the house for hours on end at the same time every day. They forget me each time! They do all kinds of weird stuff, throw away perfectly good paper towels and napkins, eat on a table where I can't see the food and they tell me when to go potty. Talk about Heli-doxic-copter parenting! I still proudly hold 97% of the real estate in bed.
Facts About Me
- Age 4
- Nicknames The Ween, Weenie, Terd, Wiggle Butt, Skunky Monkey, Stinky Girl
- Dislikes Personal space, humans showing affection, private potty time.
- Foods D. All of the above. Also, bacon and Twizzlers. Most importantly, anything anyone else has.
- Pastimes Playing with dogs on TV, barking at the wind and snuggling electric blankets. Face Hugs. Smothering. Yawning inside humans' mouths.
Dogs Like Me
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