Doug

Meet Doug

You probably already know just by looking at him. He averages about 3-4 babies a day. Bites anyone that comes within his sight. Doesn't like any other dogs, ESPECIALLY other pit bulls. Oh, sorry, I was watching the news while I was typing this. OH about Doug? Lays around, snores a lot, follows you everywhere, gets what looks like a milk mustache after he's done eating and then licks you, which then rubs the food/water residue onto you. If you are sitting on the couch and there is a remote or anything sitting next to you, he will keep staring at you with the "uhhh, can you please move the remote so I can lay next to you, ramming my butt into you while I spin around in multiple circles to make my bed" look in his eyes. Typical Pit Bull.