Derp

Bull Jack

Meet Derp

Derp is a cuddly boy that hates thunderstorms. Unfortunately, he managed to get himself stuck in the basement during a thunderstorm when none of his humans were home. In a panic, he tried to chew himself out.

Facts About Me
  • Age 6
  • Nicknames Derpy McDerpface, Derpy Butt, Sir Derps a Lot
  • Dislikes People on the other side of the glass, thunderstorms. Fireworks
  • Foods Watermelon. Carrots, organic hot dogs and whatever his humans are eating
  • Pastimes Playing tug of war with his sister, scaring off possible intruders
Dogs Like Me
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