Cartoon Caption Winners

Cartoon Caption Winners

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Summer 2021 Winners

 

"Stop being obtuse—I said more cowbell."

SUBMITTED BY AARON MARTIN

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

"Martha, when I said you should chime in any time at our meeting, this wasn't really what I meant!" - SUBMITTED BY LINDA DULIN

"Doesnt exactly fit in with our eerie and mysterious signature sound." - SUBMITTED BY MARY KAY YOUNG

"For the hundreth time, we are not adding a triangle!" - SUBMITTED BY CAYTLIN SMITH 

 

 

Spring 2021 Winners

 

"That guy that pees on your rose bushes is out front again."

SUBMITTED BY TODD VAN ALLEN

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

"I'm telling you, you're pushing it. He's coming back, and you know he's going to wonder who opened that Merlot..." - SUBMITTED BY SUSAN LANE

"Ugh, he's back again, time to start barking." - SUBMITTED BY CHEYENNE BILGE

"He's home early! Clean up, quick! I'll go poop on the floor to distract him!" - SUBMITTED BY SIAN THOMSON

 

 

Winter 2020 Winners

 

"I won 'Best in Snow' at Westminster"

  - SUBMITTED BY LARRY GAJSIEWICZ

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

"These are hands Stan, HANDS." - SUBMITTED BY SAMANTHA JUHAN

"For my first trick I’m going to turn the lower half of the snowman yellow." - SUBMITTED BY JOSEPH A. DEWAN

"Well, I was just chasing after a snowball...you can see what happened!" - SUBMITTED BY JANET CVITKOVIC

"Pee on me again and see what happens." - SUBMITTED BY SONYA MORGAN

 

 

Fall 2020 Winners

 

"You’re such an over-retriever, Frank."

  - SUBMITTED BY CAROLYN MACIEJKO

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

"I planned to only bring home a stick, but they were having a trunk sale!" - SUBMITTED BY SYLVIE RAVENHILL

"Thanks for the tree-t." - SUBMITTED BY JIM BENSLEY

"Why is everything a competition with you?" - SUBMITTED BY PHYLLIS A. DE SMET-HOWARD

"I hate to squash your enthusiasm, but that's not going to fit through your doggie door." - SUBMITTED BY TRACEY COPELAND

 

Summer 2020 Winners

 

"I should never have taught him how to roll down the window!"

  - SUBMITTED BY SUE TAYLOR

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

"...and squint ya eyes, ya gotta squint ya eyes!" - SUBMITTED BY TIM BICKNELL

“He ate some of his ‘special treats’ again.” - SUBMITTED BY NICK DUB

"For crying out loud Steve, I can’t take you anywhere." - SUBMITTED BY CAILIN SMITH

"He doesn't know we are going to the groomers yet." - SUBMITTED BY MEREDITH MOONEY

 

Spring 2020 Winners

 

"He's 48, part Irish, part German."

  - SUBMITTED BY TOBY COLLINS

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

"I make him carry his own poop bag." - SUBMITTED BY MAUREEN CIESLA

"It turns out that I’m the more responsible one.- SUBMITTED BY JOSEPH A. DEWAN

"He’s been confined to the house since March. I figured I’d let him get some fresh air." - SUBMITTED BY TONI-JEAN FARRARA

"He’s in training at the moment but I have high hopes for him.- SUBMITTED BY C LINFORD

 

Winter 2019/20 Winners

 

"So you're telling me you can hold it until March?"

  - SUBMITTED BY CHARLES VAUGHAN

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

"Oh so now all of a sudden you want to visit my parents in Florida." - SUBMITTED BY JOSEPH A. DEWAN

"Well Max, looks like it's time to learn to use the toilet." - SUBMITTED BY ALISTAIR SERRA

"The treadmill it is..." - SUBMITTED BY JULIE MILLER

 

Fall 2019 Winners

 

“So uncle Wally was reincarnated”

  - SUBMITTED BY CAROLINE LOZINSKI

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

"After last year's leg-lifting fiasco, Walter had to come to the show incognito." - SUBMITTED BY TINA FLORES

"Douglas was an unusual dog that could make anyone laugh." - SUBMITTED BY AMBER FEDOR 

"The official lineup to find out who peed on the judge's shoe."​​​​​​​ - SUBMITTED BY CHARLES VAUGHAN 

 

 

Summer 2019 Winners

 

“Dwayne, I told you not to show your teeth when you smile.”

  - SUBMITTED BY BARD SEVERANCE

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

"Quick! Before Buster photobombs us again!" - SUBMITTED BY ROGER ANDERSEN

"Say FLEAS!!"​​​​​​​ - SUBMITTED BY ROCHELLE SINLAIR 

"If only my paw was small enough to press the button..."​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ - SUBMITTED BY LANCE BELLERS 

 

 

Spring 2019 Winners

 

“The Fast and the Furriest!”

  - SUBMITTED BY ALEX ZYCH

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

"Did you see John's face when we took off without him? Lol." - SUBMITTED BY KAREN NORMAN

"Pick a gas station with a nice clean lawn."​​​​​​​ - SUBMITTED BY MICHAEL RIDDLE 

"So Roscoe, are you sure that when Dad said, “do you want to go for a drive” this is what he meant?"​​​​​​​ - SUBMITTED BY JIM MARTIN 

 

 

Winter 2018/19 Winners

 

“I told you to start on the "puppy slope!”

  - SUBMITTED BY JOSEPH A. DEWAN

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

"What you will do for a treat always amazes me." - SUBMITTED BY KERMIE

"Bad time to lift your leg, pal." - SUBMITTED BY LESLIE HADDAD 

 

 

Fall 2018 Winners

 

“Nice outfit. Are you Sherlock Hounds?”

  - SUBMITTED BY CLARA BALDWIN

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

"Watson says you look ridiculous.” - SUBMITTED BY JAN STREILEIN

"You’re not fooling anyone with that brave hunter outfit. We all know you’re afraid of farts.” - SUBMITTED BY JOSEPH A. DEWAN 

 

 

Summer 2018 Winners

 

“Don't even think about going after my Chuckit ball!”

  - SUBMITTED BY LESLIE PUSKAS

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

"Do you mind if my steed and I join you?” - SUBMITTED BY ELIZABETH WARREN

"Technically, I'm not a water dog.” - SUBMITTED BY JOSEPH A. DEWAN 

 

 

Spring 2018 Winners

 

“I'll be adding my own special fertilizer”

  - SUBMITTED BY CAROL KAPUSINSKY

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

"Now if I can just find some bacon seeds..." - SUBMITTED BY DEBRA JERAULD

"This time I'll try adding water!" - SUBMITTED BY BILL JOSLYN 

"Um, no, I don't see you going to school with Johnny next week. Are you sure they said you were going to be tutored?" - SUBMITTED BY DORIS C. 

"Who needs a green thumb when you have a green dewclaw?!?" - SUBMITTED BY MADDOG

 

 

Winter 2017/18 Winners

 

“I'm all for hearing my future and everything, but at this point I just really want you to throw it.”

  - SUBMITTED BY JOSE HELMS

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

"Madam Zelda, I just want to know—who's a good boy?" - SUBMITTED BY TENNEILLE PITTELLI

"In your future I see liver...and chicken...and beef. Yes—definitely beef." - SUBMITTED BY KATHLEEN CRISLEY 

"Um, no, I don't see you going to school with Johnny next week. Are you sure they said you were going to be tutored?" - SUBMITTED BY DORIS C. 

"I see either a Cockapoo or a cockatiel, it's a little fuzzy." - SUBMITTED BY PENNY BENNETT

 

 

Fall 2017 Winners

 

“There are some nice things here, but where is this "yard" you have for sale?”

  - SUBMITTED BY DONIELLE HALL

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

“All they had at the cat’s table was a headless mouse toy and the Grumpy Cat Christmas video.” - SUBMITTED BY JOSEPH A. DEWAN

“Balls....Ahhh....I remember those…” - SUBMITTED BY CRYSTAL BELLMAN 

“Do you have this in a different odour?” - SUBMITTED BY ARIELLE MCEWEN 

“Wow, you're only charging one belly rub for this? I'll take it!” - SUBMITTED BY JUSTIN OTIS

 

 

Summer 2017 Winners

 

“I am almost done with my clay bone and Patrick Swayze hasn't shown up yet!

 - SUBMITTED BY TARA ROSE

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

“And after all this hard work, all I'm going to hear is 'Get off the couch with those filthy paws!'” - SUBMITTED BY JOSEPH A. DEWAN

“I wasn't THIS serious when I asked if they could throw me a bone once in awhile.” - SUBMITTED BY LINDA POINDEXTER

“Hairy Potter and the Philosopger's Bone.” - SUBMITTED BY WONKYPOPS

 


 

Spring 2017 Winners

“Dog: Exercise, discipline, affection. In that order.

 - SUBMITTED BY JULIE V

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

“You know the name of the cute Poodle on the mini StairMaster? I had my coat brushed just for her today.” - SUBMITTED BY RYAN CONRAD

“You're going to need to wipe your machine when you're done with the Iditarod program.” - SUBMITTED BY JOSEPH A. DEWAN

“I only ran two miles? I'm NEVER going to make the cover of Modern Dog at this rate!” - SUBMITTED BY NANCY MARCELLINO

 


 

Winter 2016/17 Winners

 

“One moment, Geoffrey. I'm downloading that one song by AC/DC. What's it called again?

 - SUBMITTED BY TINA GILBERT

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

“James, how many times do I have to ask you to throw that picture of the low class hound that accidentally fathered my fourth litter into the fireplace?” - SUBMITTED BY FREDDIE MCCANN

“Thank you Alfred, now be a good boy and fetch me my ball.” - SUBMITTED BY CHLOE SENECAL

“Sir, where would you like your afternoon bone buried?” - SUBMITTED BY MELISSA ELLISON

 


 

Fall 2016 Winners

“My secret is I never use ordinary tap water.”
 - SUBMITTED BY JEFF MOORE

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

“Be careful. The last time I commented on Hilda's coffee, she had my testicles removed!” - SUBMITTED BY NANCY BOLLIG

“I need another cup of coffee to wash down all that homework I had for breakfast.” - SUBMITTED BY CAROL CARLSON

“I don't know why you're here so early but my wife is busy feeding our 8 new children.” - SUBMITTED BY FREDDIE MCCANN

“Are you going out marking your territory too?” - SUBMITTED BY BRUCE NICHOLSON

 


 

 

Summer 2016 Winners

 

“And that, Sheldon, is how puppies are made.”
 - SUBMITTED BY DIANA STOCKERT

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

That's supposed to be a dog? Who is this clown? - SUBMITTED BY MARK JOYAL

Leo, don't you think this is just twisted?!? - SUBMITTED BY TOBY COLLINS

Don't listen to anything he says; he's full of hot air.- SUBMITTED BY FRANKIE LAUGHTER

 


 

Spring 2016 Winners

 

“So this male fly lands on some poop right next to a female fly and says, 'Excuse me, is this stool taken?'.”
 - SUBMITTED BY DJ WOODS

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

“I went to the bar last night and ordered a drink. After I got the drink, the bartender looked at me and said, 'You don't really see dogs getting drinks very often.' And I replied, 'At these prices, I am not surprised.'” - SUBMITTED BY MADISON WALLACE

“...and then I said, 'There will be poop on the floor later.'” - SUBMITTED BY DEBBIE HEITMAN

“Stop me if you've heard this one before. A dog walks into a bar looking for the man who shot his paw...” - SUBMITTED BY NANCY ADLER

“Ok. A Corgi, a Poodle, and a Boxer walk into a bathroom to get drinks...” - SUBMITTED BY THYE SCHUYLER

“So... my owner is a philosopher, insomniac and agnostic as well as dyslexic. He often lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.” - SUBMITTED BY LINK WACHLER

 


Winter 2015/16 Winners

“Will you grab my towel? It's the wet, muddy one. I think I left it on your bed.”
 - SUBMITTED BY STEPHANIE LAU

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

“There's been an unfortunate accident... could you please pass me a poop-bag?” - SUBMITTED BY CORRIE

“Seriously, Bill, do I come into the bathroom when you're in the shower? Oh wait. Yes... yes I do... Carry on!” - SUBMITTED BY MARLA STAHL

“What are you trying to do Garyl? Burn my furr off?? Turn that faucet off!” - SUBMITTED BY KRISTEN

“Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I left my toothbrush on the... oh you found it.” - SUBMITTED BY ELAINE THALLER

 


 

 

Fall 2015 Winners

“Are you sure you're able to work? By my calculations you're about 217 years old!”
 - SUBMITTED BY ROGER FINK

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

“Roofrences available upon request? Is that some kinda joke?” - SUBMITTED BY ROB HOOSEIN

“Says here you can sit, beg, and roll over. Is there anything you can't do?” - SUBMITTED BY LEEANNE SCHILTZ

“HR has received some complaints that you are actually going to the bathroom IN the building.” - SUBMITTED BY ADAM BRODY

“Frankly, Larry, I think we should change the 'dog eat dog' comment to 'competitive,' don't you?” - SUBMITTED BY LYNN LORENTZ

 


 

Summer 2015 Winners

“At first I just ate the homework, Alex. It wasn't until later that I really started to digest the information.”
 - SUBMITTED BY MICHAEL AARON GALLAGHER

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

“Who is... a good boy?” - SUBMITTED BY MARIA C. KAPUSTA

“'Surprisingly edible' for $100, Alex.” - SUBMITTED BY DIANE KARAGIENAKOS

“And that's how it's done, bipeds!” - SUBMITTED BY ROSIE SORENSON

 


 

Spring 2015 Winners
 

“Again? I just spacewalked you an hour ago!”
 - SUBMITTED BY LAURA CASSAR

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

“I distinctly remember telling you to 'stay' when I left home!” - SUBMITTED BY BRAD LABANOWITZ

“I told you to go potty before we left.” - SUBMITTED BY JOAN MULLAHY

“You packed my special pillow, right?!” - SUBMITTED BY CAROL ANN M.ZATORSKY

“What in the world are you doing? Get back in the ship!” - SUBMITTED BY ANGELIA REDDELL

 


 

Winter 2014/15 Winners

“You won't be able to bury THIS in the sand!”
 - SUBMITTED BY BARBARA MADDOX

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

“Mr. Fluffy, can you please point to the individual who let you out of the bag?” - SUBMITTED BY ANGIE MAHER

“You 'cat' handle the truth!” - SUBMITTED BY BRIDGET FULLERTON

“The court was barely in session when a motion was filed on judicial prejudice.” - SUBMITTED BY BEN LE

“And I'll remind the witness that the stand does not double as a litter box.” - SUBMITTED BY STACY COX

 


 

Fall 2014 Winners

“OUT??!! Hey ref I know some seeing eye dogs you should call!!”
 - SUBMITTED BY AUGUST LARUFFA

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

“The extra ball? In my mouth. What of it?” - SUBMITTED BY LINK WACHLER

“Enough of you asking for the rules to be read over... and over... and over again.” - SUBMITTED BY DANA MATTHEWS

“This man has bacon in his pockets! I can't play like this ref!!” - SUBMITTED BY STEPHEN BRUBAKER

“When a job opened up for a new retriever on the tennis team Robbie knew it was a gob made for him.” - SUBMITTED BY CINDY

 


 

Summer 2014 Winners

 

“Well, the burgers aren't great, but at least he stopped flipping them with the pooper scooper.”
 - SUBMITTED BY DAN VOLLMAYER

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

“This from a dog who barks at walls?” - SUBMITTED BY SHELBIE JOHNSTON

“Wait a sec... This is the guy whose favourite 'treats' come out of the cat box...” - SUBMITTED BY SUSAN KAUFFMANN

“Rocco was excited to finally feed his humans a grain free meal.” - SUBMITTED BY JUDY ARNOLD

“Well sure he can grill a steak, but for the life of me I can't get him to roll over!” - SUBMITTED BY NATALIE

“Good grief, he's eating them right off the grill!” - SUBMITTED BY JUDY BENSON

 

 


 

Spring 2014 Winners

“In Dog Beers, I’ve only had 7….”
 -  SUBMITTED BY JENNIFER

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

“I had to get out of the doghouse for a bit. The pups were nipping at my ankles. And my wife was running the vacuum, which scares the heck out of me!” - SUBMITTED BY BARBARA BULLINGTON

“Sorry pal, it’s cash only here. That sad face and shake a paw won’t do in this place.” - SUBMITTED BY TERRI GREER

“I’ll follow this with a car chaser” - SUBMITTED BY MARGARET WOLFSON

 


 

Winter 2013/14 Winners

 

“Steve never should have yelled, ‘single!’”
 - SUBMITTED BY ANAMARIA

 

RUNNER-UP CAPTIONS

“Get a sports dog, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.” - SUBMITTED BY DONNA VILLENEUVE

“Taking the phrase ‘Bunny Slopes’ literally, Rex was in for the biggest letdown of his life.” - SUBMITTED BY CHELSEA PLACE

“You have no idea what we’re going to do, do you?” - SUBMITTED BY DAWN ROSS

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