Chance – "Little Jerry Seinfeld", Kramer’s intimidating and peck-happy rooster that got caught up in an illegal underground cockfighting ring. "I like the way he handles himself".

Roxy – "Elaine". Petite and pretty, but can be quite terrifying if she wants to. "Somebody’s coming back in a body bag!"

Cash – "Tony the Mimbo", Elaine’s "man bimbo" boyfriend. He wasn’t especially bright but was ruggedly handsome and super cool. "Step off, George, step off".