Now that the Summer issue is on newsstands, I can finally reveal the secret investigative reporting that Cash and I did for Modern Dog. Freestyle dog dancing! Yup, you read that right, Cash and I joined a competitive choreographed dog dance class and GOD were we terrible. I don’t know which part was worse, Cash barking and lunging uncontrollably at the other dogs, me on my hands and knees trying to get his attention, or him peeing on the gymnasium wall. Suffice it to say, this is not something we plan on entering at the competitive level, but I wouldn’t mind teaching him a few hip-hop routines…Anyways, take a look at the photo evidence of our failure and bask in our humiliation. I know I am.

Cash was having a hard time concentrating…

Ali, an Australian Kelpie, was showing us up big time!

Yes, that is a Yorkie curtsying.

Cash enjoying a much deserved trip to the dog park after all his hard work. This he knows!