Oh Robert, Where Art Thou?

Oh Robert, Where Art Thou?

Be still, my heart. Robert Pattinson, famed Twilight twinkler, world-renowned for his chiseled good-looks, his heart-melting smile, his crazy hair, and his allergy to women, has publicly declared his love for his dog.

I have a dog. Well, okay, technically I don’t at the moment (which, trust me, is a constant source of angst and despair for me), but I could get one.

"The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous."

Really, Robert? I’m sure that’s only because you haven’t met me yet.

At this point, I feel it is important to point out that the other girls in the office are less than impressed with this news, and I have been barraged with Facebook pictures of them meeting Taylor Lautner around town, etc. etc. etc.

But don’t worry, Robert, I’m still loyal. Even if you liked cats, I’d still be loyal. Maybe.

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